Snake Jailbird is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely being kept locked up for long. His real name has been referred to as either Chester Turley or Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and seemingly before his criminal career, he was known as Detention Bird and Professor Jailbird. He speaks with a 'Valley Boy' accent and has a tattoo of a snake on his arm. He is partial to fast cars and fast women and has a knack for reckless abandon. In the Declan Desmond documentary Growing Up Springfield, showing the pasts of Springfield citizens, Snake is called 'Detention Bird' by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum. A former student of Middlebury College, Snake referred to himself as 'Professor Jailbird'; it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. (Source: Fandom.com, CC BY-SA)